Kim Minseok, sassier than you since 1990

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stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

i’m watching bob’s burgers i can’t believe i’ve never watched it before this is now my show

Anonymous says: it's unbearably hot and the stench of grease hangs heavy in the air. you think death may be imminent, but you wait in line, waiting, waiting to place your order of a simple vanilla ice cream at the local mcdonalds. finally it's your turn. you look up and you see him. chad future. you can count his split ends and acne scars from here, he's beautiful, but you mutter your order anyways and he, in a voice reminiscent of fifth grade prepubescence, asks "would you like fries with that?"

gayjimin:

YES

(Source: averaqejoe)

moosestielsaya:

This gif makes more sense now

innercheeseburger:

shanghai-ohmy:

shanghai-ohmy:

either netflix’s translator couldn’t figure it out and just turned to google, or this kid has absolutely no idea what he’s saying

it was option b

what a beautiful language 

gongzhuwu says: im saving your perfect tags - bless <3

which tags? otl

my tags are like half my blog

140424 When EXO-M was at the airport, since it had always been a chaos, a fan wanted to give her gift to Yixing but he didn’t accept it because he doesn’t want his fans to spend their money for him. But the fan insisted and forcefully shoved her gift directly at Yixing’s face. Yixing needed the assistance of a security/their manager to walk in. But the fan didn’t give up and her gift (intentionally) hit Yixing’s face. When he looked back at her, Yixing was speechless and didn’t know what to say so he just accepted it with a calm and gentle face.

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I just wanted to say  Yixing doesn’t deserve everything that happened in this hour.

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b1a4gasms:

catbotherer:

yifansass:

dumb-koala:

Kris breaking the punching bag’s record!

oh… he didn’t cover the tattoo on his right arm with a band-aid that time

you know, kris may be the world’s biggest dweeb but I think underneath it all he’s got enough strength to be hella fuckin scary

he is literally enormous

but a gentle giant who only uses his strength for hugging and playing arcade games, what a nice canadian boy

(Source: kaiscockdesu)

Answers to my math homework…

namjjikjjik:

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damthemboys:

i think i’m onto something….

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….something….

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realfahsee:

2years with EXO ♡
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rapmemester:

i think chanyeol might b the only person who genuinely thinks that kris is cool

(Source: yeolhaes)